Tuesday 31 March 2015

Tales of Thievery - Compost

Humans have a passion for these black bins in their gardens. They put ‘waste’ into it and after a while, warm and crumbly compost comes out of the bottom.

Now, I love lying on a pile of fresh, warm compost as much as the next but they are literally putting food in it! I mean, why? There’s a perfectly good belly here, crying out for it.

I’ve tried everything from staring to whining. Sure, they throw me a crunchy broccoli stalk now and again but there is so much more going into this other bin.

I’m taking matters into my own paws and I’ve seen where they put it for transportation. A small pail sits by the front door until it’s gloriously filled with delicious treats.

If it’s fleshy or crunchy, I’m having it. To be honest I’m not that picky.