Reason 41

The bark in the park is that you should always resist the urge to Google yourself. Well, like an unlicked yoghurt pot, I’ve went and done it.

It appears that dad has been entering me into the Retired Greyhound Trust calendar competition. Don’t get too excited, I didn’t win but I have become their reason 41!

I was having a bad ear day. The look on my face is actually saying, “Stop pointing that thing in my face. There’s a squirrel over there!” Geez, humans and their priorities.