Magic crystals

Wow! What a weekend! The sun has finally arrived. Now I can bake and cool myself repeatedly, just like I was back in Australia. To top it all off though, I had a fruitful visit to the vet.

I don’t know if anyone else has noticed but vets really like to stick things where they shouldn’t. Whenever I feel the cold sensation in my rear end, I go into a trance. I swear it’s some kind of mind control. However, it turns out that my bladder is forming some magic crystals, struvites and oxalates to be precise. They sound enchanting; I reckon they are distant relatives of diamonds judging by all the goodies I’ve gotten. 

We came home with exciting new food and treats, yes they don’t taste as good as fresh cat pooh but they are excellent just the same. I have my suspicions about dad though; I think he might be trying to steal them because recently, every time I have a pee, he's there with a tray. It made me so nervous that I would nip it off to prevent him catching any.

Hopefully they will keep me in kibble and treats for a long time but if not, there are always pigeons to chase, if I can find the energy.